Is from a Planet in the Andromeda Galaxy
Before beginning, I want to get all my cards face up on the table. A couple of years ago, I wrote about the Trinity of Guts. That trinity consisted of John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Liz Cheney of Guts. In the political arena, that trinity and I never agreed upon much. Okay. Off the top of my head, I can think of only one thing that I admire about each of them in the political arena. McCain’s vote for Obamacare, Romney’s vote to impeach Trump, and Cheney’s Don Quixote-esque standing in the bullring, standing toe-to-toe against Trump.
Most of the rest of the Congressional Republicans are members of the Cult of the Chickens. In Liz Cheney’s book, Oath and Honor, she wrote about how the House Republicans signed their names to a document stating they rejected the electoral votes in the 2020 election. “Among them was Republican Congressman Mark Green of Tennessee. As he moved down the line, signing his name to the pieces of paper, Green said sheepishly to no one in particular, ‘The things we do for the Orange Jesus.’”
Now, including that statement in Cheney’s new book rattled Green. He categorically denies he ever said that. Denying that statement clearly puts him into the Cult of the Chickens. Green hasn’t read much of history. Some old Roman politician said, “Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.” Actually, all the rest of the Republicans in Washington need to grasp that one-liner. It makes them chickens.
That being said, Green was wrong about the Orange Jesus. All Homo sapiens emerged in Africa between 200,000 and 300,000 years ago, around present-day Kenya. Some Homo sapiens began to migrate out of Africa starting between 70,000-100,000 years ago. When we talk about whites, blacks, or Asians, we mistakenly assume that there are different races. There is only one race, the human race, which emerged from Africa. The differences in skin color today are due to where our African forebearers migrated. Some humans migrated to places like Scandinavia over many millennia. The lack of direct sunlight caused the pigmentation of humans to change over millennia.
There are no Homo sapiens who are orange. However, Trump is orange. That means he is an alien.
The Orange Jesus came from the distant planet PA-99-N2 in the Andromeda Galaxy. I was told that PA-99-N2 is located where the arrow is pointed.
It won’t be long before the History Channel’s alien programming will feature the planet PA-99-N2, which is where the Orange Jesus came from.
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I assume that calling Trump the Orange Jesus makes him divine and would command respect and dedication to him.
There is an alternative reality to the Orange Jesus. Trump, regardless of his color, is facing 91 criminal charges. He is looking at 34 felony charges in New York, 40 felony charges in Florida, and 13 felony charges in Georgia. In addition, there are other classes before various states regarding whether Trump could be removed from the presidential ballots in 2024. E. Jean Carroll, members of Congress, and Capital Police officers filed cases also. And the list goes on and on. Alexander Vindman, Michael Cohen, and Mary Trump also have cases against Trump.
A century ago, Theodore Roosevelt spoke at the Sorbonne in Paris. His speech was 35 pages long. However, this paragraph is the most remembered part of the speech. It is often called the Man in the Arena. Liz Cheney remembered this section of Roosevelt’s speech.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
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12/04/23