This is a warning to the Weird Duo, Donald the Dumb and Vulgar Vance. Be careful what you say about famous people. Trump maintained that President Obama wasn’t an American. After years of pushing the birther movement, Trump conceded that Obama was born in America. Someone probably told our former, very stable genius that Hawaii is a part of the US. Now, the Donald blames Hillary Clinton for starting the lie about the birther issue, but he ended it. I don’t know whether Trump believes that assertion or is just BS-ing. Either way, Trump is the village idiot.

Then our very stable genius went on his dilutional rant at the debate with Kamala Harris the other night about the Haitian refugees eating dogs and cats.

Taylor Swift endorsed Harris the other day on Instagram. Swift’s endorsement featured this photo of her and Benjamin Button, her cat.

Taylor Swift and Benjamin Button

Then Swift wrote this four-paragraph essay explaining her posting.

Like many of you, I watched the debate tonight. If you haven’t already, now is a great time to do your research on the issues at hand and the stances these candidates take on the topics that matter to you the most. As a voter, I make sure to watch and read everything I can about their proposed policies and plans for this country.

Recently I was made aware that AI of ‘me’ falsely endorsing Donald Trump’s presidential run was posted to his site. It really conjured up my fears around AI, and the dangers of spreading misinformation. It brought me to the conclusion that I need to be very transparent about my actual plans for this election as a voter. The simplest way to combat misinformation is with the truth.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I’m voting for @kamalaharris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos. I was so heartened and impressed by her selection of running mate @timwalz, who has been standing up for LGBTQ+ rights, IVF, and a woman’s right to her own body for decades.

I’ve done my research, and I’ve made my choice. Your research is all yours to do, and the choice is yours to make. I also want to say, especially to first time voters: Remember that in order to vote, you have to be registered! I also find it’s much easier to vote early. I’ll link where to register and find early voting dates and info in my story.

With love and hope,

Taylor Swift
Childless Cat Lady

Swift used her Kierkegaardian mindset of either/or. “I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos.”

Now, essentially, I have written the same thing hundreds of times about Donald the Dumb. However, 2,000,000 of her followers read and agreed with her posting less than half an hour after it. Additionally, Swift has 283,000,000 followers. When you read this essay, I’d love to know the percentage of her base that has read and agreed with her posting.

Taylor Swift should use her hit, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, as a musical statement about how Americans should address the Trump and Vance ticket.

Swift signed her statement Taylor Swift, Childless Cat Lady. This is my response to Swift’s posting. I’m a Dog Gentleman. There are three minor caveats. I’m a gentleman. I have three children in the States and one granddaughter. I have two children, three granddaughters, and one great-granddaughter in Myanmar. Also, I have a dog named Ginger. She’ll be eight around Halloween. I love Ginger; however, she and I have danced with death twice. She has inflammatory bowel disease. She eats nothing that isn’t a prescription. Her two types of dog food are prescriptions, along with a dozen pills, capsules, and powders daily.

I have no problem loving and caring for Ginger. She has some sort of allergy, which causes her to lick her front leg. The licking gets infected. This video shows me treating Ginger’s infection, which is done in the morning and at bedtime.

So, Trump and Vance might not like that I am a Dog Gentleman. We need dogs, cats, and one another. Regardless of the obvious, Trump and Vance have significant issues dealing with their egotism. Trump hasn’t been seen for months with Melania or Barron. Vance’s wife and children were seen at the Replication Convention. However, they have disappeared. Nevertheless, the Weird Duo is obsessed with Cat Ladies and Haitian refugees eating cats and dogs.