John Gotti acquired two nicknames in his life in the Mafia: Teflon Don and Dapper Don. Gotti lived up to both monikers from the late 70s to the early 90s. He dressed immaculately and ran the Gambino family, one of the five Mafia families that ran New York City. This is Dapper Don.

Dapper Don

Teflon Don was Gotti’s other cognomen. Teflon Don referenced avoiding being convicted for a litany of crimes like extortion, gambling, killing, racketeering, and prostitution. Nothing seemed to stick to Gotti because he seemed to have Teflon protecting him. Apparently, his Teflon protection wore off enough by 1992. That year, Gotti was convicted on thirteen counts ranging from murder to racketeering. A decade later, Gotti died of throat cancer while serving a life sentence.

Our former Lier and Chief claimed before the election of 2016 that if he lost, it was because it was rigged. “ Of course there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before election day. Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on? So naive!”

The election wasn’t too rigged since Trump won. However, Trump remembered his mantra. Four years later, Biden beat Trump by rigging the election.

Ask a litany of government officials, from Attorney General Barr to over five dozen judges at both the state and federal level, about whether the election was stolen from Trump or there was any massive voter fraud.

For months, the January 6th committee has called over a thousand witnesses and interviewed them. This is a list of some key witnesses and links to their various positions from PBS.

How many of these people are Democrats? Three people might be Democrats. One is a poll worker, a police officer, and a moviemaker. All the others were Republicans and/or worked for Trump. If the January 6th committee is on a witch hunt, as Trump maintains, the committee used almost all witnesses from either Trump’s circle or Republican office holders.

Finally, another group that does not consist of any Democrats is also on a witch-hunt if you buy Trump’s claim. This group of eight Republicans were Republican stalwarts. Newsweek listed them also. “GOP election lawyer Ben Ginsberg, former U.S. Senators John Danforth and Gordon Smith, former Solicitor General Ted Olson, former congressional chief of staff David Hoppe, and three former federal judges.”

This freelance special committee investigated the sixty-four lawsuit at the state and federal levels claiming fraud or irregularities in the election stolen from Trump.

This is Trump claiming that he should still be president.

“The election was stolen.”

This ad hoc committee of eight wrote, “Our conclusion is unequivocal: Joe Biden was the choice of a majority of the Electors, who themselves were the choice of the majority of voters in their states. Donald Trump and his supporters have failed to present evidence of fraud or inaccurate results significant enough to invalidate the results of the 2020 Presidential Election….There is absolutely no evidence of fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election on the magnitude necessary to shift the result in any state, let alone the nation as a whole.”

Hey, I knew that. That committee must have discovered something which others haven’t.

They did. The committee of eight Republicans wrote, “…there was no fraud that changed the outcome in even a single precinct. It is wrong, and bad for our country, for people to propagate baseless claims that President Biden’s election was not legitimate.”

There are 174,252 precincts in America. However, there wasn’t a single precinct in the country where voter fraud would have changed the results for any precinct.

That seems like an open and shut case. The Donald’s goose is cook. Why doesn’t someone read to Donald the Dumb this evening before bedtime for the Donald about John Gotti’s two nicknames: Teflon Don and Dapper Don. That person merely has to modify Gotti’s nicknames for Trump to get the message: Teflon Donald or Dapper Donald.

The Donald’s goose is cooked.

The Donald’s goose is cooked according to all the chefs.