Hannity - One of Donald the Dumb’s Lemmings

Hannity
One of Donald the Dumb’s Lemmings

I know that when our fake president reads this essay, he will disagree and add, “I’m, like, a smart person.” Well, that’s what he thinks. However, I have watched and read what Donald the Dumb thinks about himself. He says some of the stupidest things about nearly everything, especially about himself. It is all blatantly dumb.

Now, I get that Donald the Dumb lives in his fantasy world being presidential, second only to “the late, great Abraham Lincoln,” but what about the minions that follow him like lemmings?

The fantasy world of Donald the Dumb where he is the emperor

Hannity was pontificating about The New York Times claiming that Donald the Dumb wanted to fire the Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Watch Hannity diss The Times’ story.

Sean Hannity: The New York Times is trying to distract you. They say Trump tried to fire Mueller, but our sources aren’t confirming that!

Sean Hannity, minutes later: Alright, yeah, maybe our sources confirm Trump wanted to fire Mueller. But so what? That’s his right. Anywho... pic.twitter.com/yUIt7Un56d
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) January 26, 2018

However, a couple minutes after dissing The Times’ report, someone in the Fox studio told Hannity that Trump wanted to fire Mueller. Hannity, taking a play from Donald the Dumb’s playbook, makes a really dumb comment, “You know, we’ll deal with this tomorrow night. We have a shocking video of the day to bring you, by the way. This footage comes to us from Arizona where, you see that red SUV? High-speed police chase....” Boy, a SUV chase on some road in Arizona is more important to America and the rest of the world than Donald the Dumb wanting to fire Mueller. Really?

Additionally, Donald the Dumb must see, written in caps within his mind, that his goose is cooked. It is merely a few months before he will see Donald the Dumb saying on TV….

I'm FIRED

However, in the meantime, I realize that Donald the Dumb doesn’t like to read the daily intelligence briefings. Surely, he, being really smart, must have read some of Aesop’s Fables. Had our really smart president read Aesop’s The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs, he would know that it was a fable or parable about life.

Yo, Donald. Here is a brief synopsis of The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs. There are some people who are so greedy and desirous of power which effects their behavior. In the fable, a greedy farmer has a goose that lays a golden egg each day. The greedy farmer demands that the goose lays two per day. Nonetheless, the goose won’t lay two eggs for him. The greedy farmer retaliates against the goose by killing it. Hence, his goose is cooked apparently for dinner that evening.

The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs

That is one etymological explanation for the expression that someone’s goose is cooked. Another is related to a Protestant reformer, John Hus, being burned at the stake in the early 16th century. His last name, Hus, sounds like the Bohemian term for goose.

His goose was cooked.

Regardless of which etymological derivation of the term is correct, Donald the Dumb’s goose is being cooked now.

In the meantime, let’s go back to the SUV driving recklessly on some road in Arizona. That car chase is the real news of national and international importance…according to Hannity.