Trump Asked, “Am I a F--king Baby…?” Answer: Yes!

Trump Asked, “Am I a F--king Baby…?”
Answer: Yes!

This is the alleged exchange between Donald the Dumb and Paul Manafort. To be fair, this took place before Donald the Dumb fired him as his campaign manager and before Manafort was jailed in Alexandria, VA prior to his trial. Trump was said to have yelled, “You think you've gotta go on TV to talk to me? You treat me like a baby!” Trump continued his venting, “Am I like a baby to you? I sit there like a little baby and watch TV and you talk to me? Am I a f--king baby, Paul?”

Before I go any further, I want all my readers to know that I think Donald the Dumb is despicable. Nonetheless, this essay isn’t about what I think. However, it is about how hundreds of thousands of people in the UK think. Also, I don’t want to get into an argument about the size of the crowd with Donald the Dumb. He has problems estimating sizes of everything including crowds. At his inauguration, he said that more people came to his inauguration than came to Obama’s. He added that it “looked like a million-and-a-half people” and “went all the way back to the Washington Monument.”

Size matters for the Donald including crowd size, which he came up short.

Donald the Dumb will claim that there were no crowds protesting him in the UK and that it was all fake news. Nevertheless, I will continue writing my fake news about our fake president. Here are some fake news photos from my fake Internet.

Protesters in Edinburgh

A more mature baby

What goes around comes around.

The baby blimp in London

Another view

Now, I happened upon a video on the Internet about the baby blimp of Trump. As I listened to it, I heard, in the background, Rod Stewart singing a 2018 version of his hit song back in 1983, Baby Jane.


Baby Jane, don’t leave me hangin’ on the line
I knew you when you had no one to talk to
Now you’re moving in high society
Don’t forget, I know secrets about you
I used to think you were on my side
But now I’m no longer sure,
I wish I knew what I know now before

When I give my heart again, I know,
It’s gonna last forever
No one tell me where or when, I know,
It’s gonna last forever

Baby Jane, don’t it make you feel sad
Just when I thought that we were winning
You and I were so close in every way
Don’t time fly when you’re loving and laughing
I’ve said goodbye so many times
the situation ain’t all that new
Optimism’s my best defense
I’ll get through without you

When I give my heart again, I know,
It’s gonna last forever
No one tell me where or when, I know,
It’s gonna last forever

I won’t be that dumb again, I know,
It’s gotta last forever
When I fall in love again, I know,
It’s gonna last forever

Baby Jane, I’ve said all I want to say
Go your own way, don’t think twice about me
Cos I’ve got ideas and plans of my own
So long darling, I’ll miss you, believe me
The lesson learned was so hard to swallow
but I know that I’ll survive
I’m gonna take a good look at myself and cry

When I give my heart again, I know,
It’s gonna last forever
No one tell me where or when, I know,
It’s gonna last forever
When I fall in love again, I know,
It’s gotta last forever
I won’t be that dumb again, I know,
It’s gonna last forever

Now, I can’t find Rod Stewart’s newer version dedicated to Donald the Dumb. Maybe Putin deleted it from the Internet. However, if anyone can find it for me, send me a link to it. I will acknowledge your finding it on my webpage. If you can’t retrieve it for me, I’ll report this issue to the Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Regardless, Donald the Baby will claim that there were no blimp crowds in London or Edinburgh.